How distraught Ransom and Holster had to be upon finding out that one of the first things Nursey and Dex found solidarity over a shared hatred of golf.
Ransom and Holster, in sync for the ninth time that day: yo d-man bonding field trip! let’s go golfing!
Nursey and Dex, in sync for the first time ever (it won’t happen again for 8.5 months): i would rather cut off my left nut than go within one mile of a golf course
hold up im reading more about the lionfish thing and this one island in Honduras has had such a huge problem with lionfish that the measures they have taken include
• getting special exemption from the Honduran government to allow divers access to harpoons and spears which are otherwise illegal in fishing
• public campaign to teach people how to prepare and eat lionfish (apparently they are very tasty once the poisonous spines are removed) (but watch out)
• holding lionfish combination hunting competition and cookout (reportedly they killed and cooked 1,700 in a day) (someone killed 60 of them with a rubber band spear gun???)
• most recently and apparently out of desperation, the divers in charge of culling the lionfish in the Roatan Marine Park just started. feeding the lionfish they killed to sharks. bc what else are you gonna do with it
• the sharks don’t seem to notice or be affected by the poison and begin hanging out with the divers
• the sharks then were seen hunting and killing the lionfish on their own
like this is nuts to me sorry. the sharks just had to be shown “hey this is food, did you know?? you can eat these!! here try one!!” we are possibly altering an entire foodchain bc we like feeding the big ocean wolves
I know it’s because they’re invasive but it’s hilarious how many different ways human have come up with to send this one fish in particular to the plinko.
Other people having half Human half Vulcan children and Spock just receiving emails from the panicked parents he’s never met like “are their medical readings supposed to look like this???”
“I’m not a damn pediatrician, Spock” *proceeds to give them all the most helpful medical advice they’ll ever receive* *ends up pioneering half human-half Vulcan children’s medicine* *becomes known as the expert on the subject*
So, I've noticed that there is barely anything on Bruce and Barbara, so can we maybe get some Bruce and Barbara headcanons? (I'm talking about them as uncle/niece or pseudo dad/daughter or second father figure/kinda-daughter. The relationship Bruce Timm tried to shove down our throats does not exist).
Barbara offhandedly mentioned finding Benadryl Cucumberpatch attractive and the next day Bruce bought her five Sherlock posters
They watch black-and-white movies with period-accurate snacks, like mushroom toast for a 1930s mystery or French onion dip for a 60s thriller
They have a desk golf course and go 1v1 when they’re bored or tired of work. One time Barbara flicked a golf ball into Bruce’s ear by mistake
For Barbara’s senior prom, Bruce and Alfred helped her tailor her dress to allow for a quick costume change if something happened
She invited both her own dad and Bruce to a father-daughter dance. Duty called at the last minute, so Bruce hurriedly took down a bank robbery before showing up to the dance as Batman. That’s how the rumor starts that Barbara is Nightwing
Bruce gave both Dick and Barbara the shovel talk at the same time after he crashed their first date
She rehearses all her job interviews with Bruce
No one else in the batfam likes salt and vinegar chips except Bruce. Barbara, in fact, hates them with a passion. Still, when Bruce pisses her off, she puts on a brave face and licks all the seasoning off the chips let her be a little feral as a treat
Barbara took a pottery class. Instead of buying her supplies, Bruce gave her the leftovers from fights with Clayface. She made them matching mugs
Bruce kept apologizing about her disability so much that she wrote a letter she forgave him, framed it, and put it on his desk so he won’t forget
She has a fish tank on her desk with rehabilitated fishes rescued from Gotham Harbor. They’re slightly mutated and Bruce wants to run tests, but he can’t get within ten feet without her threatening him with a pencil
He jokingly bought her bat-themed string lights when she went off to college. She still has them in her room
They found a popcorn machine at a crime scene and fixed it up a little too well
“Hello. My name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“Never go up against a Mandalorian when death is on the line!” *immediately falls into Sarlacc pit*
“Bye, boys! Have fun storming the Death Star!”
“Wampas Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
“Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, on Hoth?”
“It just so happens that Obi-Wan here is only mostly dead.”
“Give us the access code.” “What access code?” “Chewie, tear his arms off.” “Ohhh you mean this access code!”
“I could give you my word as a Corellian…” “No good. I’ve known too many Corellians”
“Why can’t I see?” “You’ve been mostly-frozen all day.”
That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “I know”, what he meant was, “I love you.”
“Why do you wear that black mask? Were you burned on Mustafar, or something like that?” “Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
“Luke doesn’t get eaten by the rancor at this time. ”What?” “The rancor doesn’t get him. I’m explaining to you because you look nervous.”
“The Fowce is what bwings us togevver today. It suwwounds us, and penetwates us. It binds the gawaxy togevver.”
